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Jesus loves you. This I know.

From a PR handler’s perspective, this guy really knows how to stick to his message in a media interview! Click the pic to click through to the video (I couldn’t get it to embed) >

  1. BDay
    January 30, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    Our resident 6th grader says they teach this tactic — “just switch to something really random” — when you’re being bullied. I suppose this official was once a bullied 6th grader.

  2. B^4
    February 3, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    Dear Joe Ortworth. Jesus loves you, but the rest of us think you’re an a-hole.

  3. noen
    February 3, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    Well what happens is that some people discover that there is a button and all you have to whenever you get in trouble is press the button. Caught fooling around with your mistress? Press the Jesus button! Caught defrauding the public out of millions in taxpayer monies? Press the “Taxes are theft” button.

    The problem is that it actually works more often than not.

  4. Lyta
    February 6, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    WTF? I guess Joe Ortworth has never heard of separation of church and state…

    Dear Joe,

    Get some Ritalin so you can “stay on task.”

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