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Happy Birthday, Lyta!

For your birthday, I scoured the internets and found the BEST BIRTHDAY VIDEO EVAR!!1!ONE!!:

Is that not at least ten different kinds of awesome all tied up in one big ball of WIN?  It’s as if the spawn of the Quiznos sponge monkeys all got together to make a birthday greeting just for you.

Here’s the cake I would have made for your birthday:

A Very Vampy Birthday

 …though perhaps this one would also be appropriate, if the bride and groom were removed from the top:

Shark Cake

Shark Cake Detail


Flaccid, legless clown rides pooh monster towards finish line in the brown-acid Preakness

 …I say “would have,” because it’s much more likely that my efforts would have resulted in the above.

So in addition to these gems, my birthday gift to you is a free lifetime subscription to Cake Wrecks.  Enjoy & hope you have a happy one!

  1. lytanorman
    May 17, 2010 at 9:18 am

    Best Birthday video EVAR is right! And I LOVE the Quiznos sponge monkeys, or whatever the hell they are. It’s good to be me, today. Most days, in fact.

  2. Willy
    May 18, 2010 at 5:54 am

    ‘brown-acid Preakness’

    I gotta figure out a way to work this into casual conversation.

  3. Halloween Jack
    May 18, 2010 at 10:53 am

    That last cake is just gruesome; who thought that making a dog out of frosting in a way that makes it look like it’s made of dog turds was anywhere near a good idea?

    Also, that video is freaking me out a little bit; it reminds me of Steve Oedekerk’s
    “Thumbmation” videos.

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