Comments Out of Context

A day late, but worth the wait.  This week’s entries:

Smut Clyde said,

May 24, 2010 at 0:01

What is the country coming to when Big Government can stop me from voting in a chicken suit?

First they came for the chicken suits, and I did nothing for I prefer to dress up as a Sumatran otter.

Sadly, No! 5/23/10

Smut Clyde said,

May 24, 2010 at 0:04

Does shaking it remove humiliation and shame?

Worst psychiatric advice EVAH.

Sadly, No!  5/23/10

 jim said,

May 24, 2010 at 12:44 pm  

What really blows me away is the dress-shoes in the first picture … makes me think this is a “Casual Friday” at the office gone horribly, horribly wrong.

3 Weird Sisters, 5/24/10

 N__B said,

May 29, 2010 at 18:43

What happens if Celine’s heart goes on?

Deaf people will rule the world.

Sadly, No!, 5/29/10

 Whale Chowder said,

May 29, 2010 at 20:28

I sat behind a group of high-school-age girls when I saw Titanic in a theater and they were shocked and amazed … when they realized…that the ship was going to sink…

Future Tea Party Patriots.

Sadly, No!, 5/29/10

 Whale Chowder said,

May 29, 2010 at 21:30

Henri Rousseau

That girl ain’t right. Tiny little hips and thighs like a speedskater. Even the lion looks startled.

Sadly, No!, 5/29/10

 Sheesh said,

May 29, 2010 at 1:24

I’m thinking of going topless Nubian queens and leopards on black velvet next.

When Cafe Press upgrades to a black velvet option, I AM SO THERE. Prepare to be rich.

Sadly, No!, 5/29/10

 Teenage Boy said,

May 30, 2010 at 17:22

Oral sex is reciprocal? Father Shenanigans never told me that.

Sadly, No!, 5/30/10

 Some of us *like* having a President who resembles Mr. Spock more than Dr. Phil.

Posted by: RD Padouk on May 30, 2010 at 1:02 PM | PERMALINK

Washington Monthly, 5/30/10

 Looch said,

May 31, 2010 at 2:16

After the revolution, we will Pave. It. All.

That’s what kids are for.

I have told the eleven-year-old that he has to put his smoke out before he gases the mower but does he listen? Nooo.

Sadly, No!, 5/30/10

 Smut Clyde said,

May 31, 2010 at 2:22

“I don’t care whose crack-pipe it is, you’re just going to take turns with it like a normal family.”

Sadly, No!, 5/30/10

 Leonard Pierce

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Alicublog, 5/30/10

 Spengler Dampniche said,

May 31, 2010 at 3:48

A currency called “donkey dicks” would also satisfy. I sense a project for my art blog.

Sadly, No!, 5/30/10

Happy Memorial Day, all.