Comments Out of Context

Even later than last week, but as entertaining as ever.  Here are the latest entries:

Harry Cheddar
“Elayne Boosler ‘Unfriended’ Me on Facebook for Being Conservative.” 
 
Thats nothing.  I’m pretty sure it was the fat guy from the Mac commercials who called me putz for taking the last slice of cheesy meatloaf at the Golden Corral buffet.  Socialist.

Alicublog, 5/31/10

vacuumslayer said,

June 1, 2010 at 19:53

They won’t be waving any snakes around trying to make people buy stuff.

Then they’re not trying hard enough.

Sadly, No!, 6/1/10 

Dragon-King Wangchuck said,

June 1, 2010 at 20:03

Typical actor212 – overthinking things again.

Look, why do men like big tits? Simple.  The first thing we fed from was a boob bigger than our heads. It doesn’t matter if mom dropped A cups or DDs, they were bigger than our heads.

FTFY. Heh. b00bies.

Sadly, No!, 6/1/10

zombie rotten mcdonald said,

June 2, 2010 at 22:55

vitamin K and cocaine

add whiskey, and it’s the Breakfast of Champions!

Sadly, No!, 6/2/10

R. Porrofatto

Drunkenness, silk ties, benders, dildo parties (okay that one wasn’t you)… I asked my girlfriend to read through these comment sections hoping she might get a few ideas and it worked — we’re switching banks and shopping locally from now on.

Alicublog, 6/2/10

olexicon

Holy fucking word salad

Alicublog, 6/2/10

vacuumslayer said,

June 3, 2010 at 23:40

Listen. If there’s not a flat-chested hooker and a walking douche with a huge nose involved I’m not interested.

Sadly, No!, 6/3/10

actor212 said,

June 4, 2010 at 21:26

another evening of Orange Penis Theater.

This is why I only eat red foods.

Sadly, No!, 6/4/10

Whale Chowder said,

June 8, 2010 at 21:03

*if the log’s in your eye, you’re doin it rong.

Sadly, No!, 6/9/10 

Smut Clyde said,

June 9, 2010 at 3:57

He did something alright.
Alright IS NOT A WORD. This is not a pet peeve, it is completely feral.

Sadly, No!, 6/8/10

Hatmandu June 8th, 2010 at 10:15 am

My tips for these two stalwarts of the democratic process.

Carly – a ‘voting machine’ is sort of like an HP computer, only a thousand times more powerful and you don’t have to stare at an hour glass for ten minutes after hitting the enter key, or in this case, pulling the lever. Enjoy!

Meg – unlike an Ebay auction that has failed to meet the reserve, you cannot extend the election in hopes of receiving a higher percentage of votes. You can, however, ‘re-list’ yourself four years from now. Good luck with that.

TBogg, 6/8/10

As always, many thanks to and a hearty round of applause for this week’s contestants.  Keep up the good work!