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Another winning bunch this week:

N__B said,

June 15, 2010 at 3:59

To be fair, who hasn’t urinated on Winnie the Pooh. I mean, the bear’s obviously into water sports.

Sadly, No!, 6/15/10

 Morbo
#6?  BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.  Coincidentally I hear this sound as a sort of tinnitis when I read McArdle’s writing. 
 
I rather like this “Mike Schilling” fellow: 
“I’m here to show the American people that we libertarians are serious people, not a bunch of unbalanced wackos. Joining me is my friend Glenn Beck.”

Alicublog, 6/15/10

 Hatmandu June 15th, 2010 at 8:18 am

The room was filled with brilliant, snarky people, many of them paid to analyze or critique, nearly all of them familiar enough with politics and human nature to spot sentimentality and cons and prevarication a mile off.

Time for some editing.

The room was filled with douchebags, none of them having done an honest day of labor in their lives. Nearly all of them had been born on third, but yet high-fived one another endlessly to celebrate their triples. The reception ended disasterously as thirty simultaneuous calls were made to the fire department. Panic had spread when not a single guests could figure out how to turn the knob on the bathroom doors.

Tbogg, 6/15/10

gocart mozart said,

June 17, 2010 at 8:00

I think the National Tea Party Unity Convention in Las Vegas will be the most extraordinary collection of stupid, of human ignorance, that has ever been gathered in one place, with the possible exception of when Sarah Palin dined alone.

Sadly, No!, 6/17/10

 S. cerevisiae said,

June 17, 2010 at 16:41

Sarah Palin’s Neo-Nuremburg Hoedown

Worst.Disney.ride.EVAR.

Sadly, No!, 6/17/10

 Mysticdog said,

June 17, 2010 at 17:26

Its a world for WASPs
Its a world for hicks
But we’re all held back
by the blacks and spics
we won’t be forced to share
we will make them aware
its a white world after all!

Strangely, I left the ride with a strong desire to annex the Sudetenland

Sadly, No!, 6/17/10

 Pupienus Maximus said,

June 17, 2010 at 18:00

What is the name of that speech impediment Rudy Guliani has?

Nineelevenalia.

Sadly, No!, 6/17/10

 Snorghagen said,

June 19, 2010 at 14:37

I was going to say that political leaders should just stop trying to be coherent and instead communicate by making gurgling noises and soiling their diapers, but then I realized that the wingnuts are already there.

Sadly, No!, 6/19/10

 jim said,

June 20, 2010 at 3:44

Every few years since 2001 a new cohort of youngsters has arrived needing green ogre plush toys and other licensed Shrek merchandise to join their Buzz and Woody dolls and Spider-Man action figures.

Fuckin’ ancillary merchandising tie-ins – HOW DO THEY WORK?

Sadly, No!, 6/19/10

The Kid from Kounty Meath said,

June 21, 2010 at 22:09

…am I really gonna get to use this before anybody else?
“How do you get a nun pregnant?
Disguise her as an altar boy.”

Sadly, No!, 6/21/10

 Snorghagen said,

June 22, 2010 at 6:08

We’ll look like right chumps then, with a whole pile of windflour but no wind.

Without wind, the smell of farts will never dissipate. That’s why communism failed.

Sadly, No!, 6/21/10

Thanks to all this week’s worthy contestants.  Keep them coming!