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Words I’ve learned without even Jaffner’s help

I don’t think I have cheated yet by duplicating a post from my home blog to this one, but these words seem just right to share with my two weird sisters and their online friends.

Choad: A short, fat penis. Specifically, I understand, one that is wider than it is long. Is that possible? And aren’t you glad I didn’t include a photo? Attribution: all the young boys seem to know this one. Maybe it’s a particular horror.

In case of shart, take these away with you to college, or your backpacking summer in Europe or ... ? Available in generic Publix brand.

Cut a chogie: To execute a shortcut, according to a friend who thought it was a “hillbilly” term.  Here’s a very interesting etymological piece that takes it back to the Korean War as a term for hurrying up.

Shart: Something between s*it and fa*t.  My question … Is it like trying to sh*t and only farting? Or is it like farting and accidentally leaving bacon strips in your whitey tighties?

:  Chutzpah, guts, nerve, backbone. Determination, ardor, zeal. As in a friend’s praise to her choir, “You really sang with “spizzerinctum!”

Humph. Sounds like a cross between sphincter and rectum, with a little sizzle thrown in for good measure. I bet all you Sadly, No Friends of Jen can come up with a better definition here.

  1. jennofark
    July 31, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    I could so totally go all Urban Dictionary on “spizzerinctum.” Since this is a family blog, aside from all the cursing and PENIS and other lewd sexual jokes, I’ll go no further than to suggest it involves fellatio carried to release, followed by rimming. And possibly Santorum as well.

    You decide who is doing what to whom.


    • BDay
      August 1, 2010 at 1:02 am

      In what possible world is this a “family blog?”

      • jennofark
        August 1, 2010 at 9:28 am

        In the magical world of the internets, it really IS a family blog, compared to places like 4chan and Encyclopeadia Dramatica, and of course the billions of pron sites out there.

        But I was of course only being sarcastic with that description.

  2. Willy
    July 31, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    spizzerinctum (spiz’ rink tum)
    1)Champagne enema; 2)bundle of nerves located at the top of the colon, they sense when the colon is full and trigger defecation reflex; 3)technical term for the material packed inside a can of Spam.

  3. July 31, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    Is it like trying to sh*t and only farting? Or is it like farting and accidentally leaving bacon strips in your whitey tighties?

    It’s b.

    AKA, never trust a fart – the olds

  4. July 31, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    I’ve a vague recollection of being a young boy, though it’s been some time since I was even a middle-aged one, but in my daze there wasn’t a more specific def. than, you know, that word.

    Jenn, following your thoughts, do you think the “sp” in that word could include spitting.

    Reminder to self: Sex is for making babies & it makes your body ugly afterwards & let’s not talk about it, shall we?

    • jennofark
      July 31, 2010 at 11:05 pm

      It not only could, it would.

  5. TruculentandUnreliable
    August 1, 2010 at 10:02 am

    I thought “choad” was the male equivalent of “taint”?

  6. August 3, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    It’s a Canadian Toad.

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