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Maybe We Can Use Them Against the Monkey Soldiers

Via Balloon Juice:

“Monkey annoyance experts”?  As for “advanced methods of enraging monkeys,” I’m guessing its course code is at least a 301 – this is way beyond the 101 “throwing poop” level Intro to Poop-Throwing 101 (I hate myself when I miss the obvious on the first go-round).

Oh well, I say we should just use it to our advantage.  If nothing else, perhaps the monkeys will shoot at the squirrels and forget all about killing American soldiers.

It figures. Rocky was instrumental in winning the Cold War; perhaps he can take out the Taliban Monkey Menace as well.

 Watch for Gretchen Carlson’s update on “What Patriotic Squirrels are Doing to Win the War on Terror”, complete with a photoshop of what a flying squirrel tormenting a monkey might look like.

Aren’t you glad Fox is getting their front-row seat in the WH press room, so they can ask the tough questions about our efforts to combat the Monkey Menace?

  1. August 3, 2010 at 9:30 am

    Monkeys hate flying squirrels? Hey, who doesn’t? Fucking gliding bastards. They are the steaLTH TEABAG SQUADRON OF THE MAMMAL WORLD.

    At least the squirrels can’t hold a gun when they are flying like that.

  2. BDay
    August 3, 2010 at 10:21 am

    W’s worst nightmare — terrified of monkeys and creeped out by squirrels.

  3. August 3, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    I confess, however, that I would like to break into the monkey-annoyance field.

  4. tsam
    August 3, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    This all sounds suspiciously like a metaphor for teabaggers being enraged at the site of Mexicans… It fits way too neatly.

  5. August 4, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    ZRM, I hear that Monkey Annoyance studies are pretty tough and you have provide your own gear, rubber snakes, Ben Stiller pictures and the like.I would stick to (eeeew) Intro to Poop Throwing 101, for now. You can always split your major later.

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