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And in monkey news from China tonight …
Monkey saves dog. PeeWee saves snakes.
Even if this isn't Photoshopped, how do we know the monkey isn't kidnapping the dog? Or carrying him up into a tree for a snack?
My hero! rescuing reptiles from the pet shop. (click it -- please)
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Monkey. Photoshopped with gun.
3 weird sisters 
pet shot?
Sorry. Hard to break the Grammar Zombie habits.
Everyone needs their own Typo Zombie — thanks. All better now.
I’m going with “kidnapping”, since the commenters on that link say this photo was online almost 2 years ago and so cannot illustrate a monkey saving a dog from the recent pipeline explosion.
Also too: one commenter notes: “Pee Wee Herman just posted this link on his Facebook page with the statement: “I don’t make monkeys, I just train ’em. To rescue puppies.””
The important thing is: as long as he’s got a puppy in his hands, he can’t handle a gun.
One for the Grammar Zombie: In the last line of Jaffner’s comment above, if the antecedent of “he” is PeeWee, is the metaphorical figure for PeeWee’s twice-arrested member “puppy” or “gun”?