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Caption contest

Consumed with unblogging things. So cut loose with some backstory here.

  1. Lyta Norman
    October 19, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    How about – Grandma is over there puking because she broke a cardinal rule of drinking – namely – don’t mix W.E. Garrett Mild Sweet Scotch Snuff with beer. Aunt Edna is worried that someone will see this picture of her reaching for the liquor stash and realize that is the exact same outfit she wore earlier today for her Church of the White Trash Assembly of God directory photo. And Dwight is just pissed because his Ford Torino slung a rod and now he “cain’t go to thuh deeyuscoh.” No caption – just my SWAG concerning the backstory.

    I think the caption should be “What happens when the Dodd family gets into mother’s little ‘helpers.'” But that’s just off the top of my head.

  2. jennofark
    October 19, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    Granny should have reached for the Keystone Light.

    Smooth-brewed Keystone Light is always smooth…like Keith Stone.

    • jennofark
      October 19, 2010 at 10:51 pm

      Seriously, I think that’s the Keith Stone dude in that pic.

  3. Willy
    October 19, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    The notorious Sistrunk Sisters, Wilma and Sophie (Alda took the picture). Guy’s name is ‘Roscoe’. He was the escort they ordered up for the night. Parts of his body were later found scattered across 3 counties.

  4. October 19, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    “once you go Granny, you never want a tight fanny”

  5. October 19, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    Good jebus, I think the orange lady is a Picasso study.

  6. October 19, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    “OK. I think I am ready to do actor’s mom”.

  7. October 19, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    “OK, Ferdie, Grace is barfing. So drink the rest of this, and then Carlos here…. “[fade out] World’s least successful beer commercial.

  8. October 19, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    Regardless of the twisted pictures being posted on It’s a Dysfunctional Life, I still prefer the Dysfunctional Family Circus, dammit.

  9. October 19, 2010 at 11:01 pm


  10. October 20, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    “3 Weird Sisters”

  11. B^4
    October 21, 2010 at 12:13 am

    Luvverboy is thinking, “I can’t believe she fell for the oldest lie in the book at her age.”

    • jennofark
      October 21, 2010 at 7:26 am

      Oh, dude….that’s SICK!!!

  12. Whale Chowder
    October 21, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    “Damn, too much roofie.”

  13. October 21, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    Backstage at the Rappin’ Granny competition.

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