Caption Contest

Bobo Cuts and Runs

That’s about the best I can come up with…mostly because this is exactly the same expression I would have on my face if that was me and I had just sprayed a goodly amount of Liquid Ass on my way down the stairs.  If we photoshopped in a bunch of panicked, fleeing Japanese people, it could be Gingrichzilla.  There’s something literally cartoonish in the image of Gingrich.  The Shite Man Cometh?  Glengarry Glen Gingrich?  Newt Descending a Staircase, not to be confused with this Marcel Duchamp masterpiece? 

Nude Descending a Staircase (No. 2)

 

Help me out here, none of these are getting it for me.  That photo definitely deserves a snarky caption from the best and brightest out there.

 

Update:  Still no takers, eh?  I haven’t come up with any winners in the interim, either, though I have imagined what Bobo’s saying to the guy on the phone:  “Yeah, it was totally flaming!  OMG, he’s scraping it off his SHOE on the steps!  SHIT, he’s looking at me!  I gotta go, man, I’m about to piss my pants this is so goddamned funny…”