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Bobo Cuts and Runs

That’s about the best I can come up with…mostly because this is exactly the same expression I would have on my face if that was me and I had just sprayed a goodly amount of Liquid Ass on my way down the stairs.  If we photoshopped in a bunch of panicked, fleeing Japanese people, it could be Gingrichzilla.  There’s something literally cartoonish in the image of Gingrich.  The Shite Man ComethGlengarry Glen Gingrich?  Newt Descending a Staircase, not to be confused with this Marcel Duchamp masterpiece? 

Nude Descending a Staircase (No. 2)


Help me out here, none of these are getting it for me.  That photo definitely deserves a snarky caption from the best and brightest out there.
Update:  Still no takers, eh?  I haven’t come up with any winners in the interim, either, though I have imagined what Bobo’s saying to the guy on the phone:  “Yeah, it was totally flaming!  OMG, he’s scraping it off his SHOE on the steps!  SHIT, he’s looking at me!  I gotta go, man, I’m about to piss my pants this is so goddamned funny…”
  1. May 17, 2011 at 1:18 am

    Inspired by your second image, “Tool(s) Descending a Staircase?”

    • jennofark
      May 17, 2011 at 1:29 am

      In keeping with that theme, “Shit Flows Downhill.”

  2. Whale Chowder
    May 17, 2011 at 11:03 am

    “OMG he’s coming! This time he’ll notice me for sure!”

  3. spengler
    May 18, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    How about, “oh, look, an asshole in right foreground?”

    • jennofark
      May 20, 2011 at 10:55 am

      Alternate phone conversation:

      Bobo: What?
      Person on other end of line: A sphincter says what?
      Bobo: What?

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