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Coffee’s For Closers
…or, why you – along with everyone else – were Left Behind:
Courtesy of Peas & Cougars (as seen in their nifty little copyright symbol above – let’s hope they’re ok with borrowing as long as they are linked and credited) and pointed out to me by my sister Kate.
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Angel crap, repent
3 weird sisters 
I will not make amusing comments about a sister named Kate.
??? Whyever not?
This is the same Kate who was, after all, Sadly,No! a solid 30 years before there was a Sadly,No!, what with her devotion to running into a room, shouting PENIS, and running back out again. I also recall that she was keen on POOP and TEH BUTTOCKS. We had a Richard Scarry alphabet book for her when she was real little – we loved to go to the page for P, which was illustrated with a peach. “What’s this?,” we’d ask. “That’s a BOTTOM!” she’d reply.
Lowly Worm FTW!!!
Oh yeah, “Are You Human?” as the first question. Well excuuuuuse me!
“Are You Human?” as the first question
We were not warned that this would be part of the exam.
I see that being an ex-human may be the only loophole.