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Welcome, HoftTards

Another day, another internets tempest in a teapot.

I’m apparently unwelcome to post comments over at Gateway Pundit, though whether it’s the result of me pointing out uncomfortable truths (calling people liars when they tell lies) or due to bringing on the vapors in the commentariat by using the word PENIS (in its scientific sense; that is, to denote a particular part of the anatomy) is anyone’s guess.  Mr. Hoft doesn’t see the need to explain; his preference is to allow his flying monkeys to adopt the “you stopped posting which proves our argument WINS” explanation, rather than the more probable and compelling one:  Jimbo dropped by and saw this post and decided I was no longer welcome at his joint, even though I restrained myself from using my usual foul language.

Apparently, Jimbo was NOT AMUSED by the mouse-over caption on this photo


The fact is that if you remain confused and continue to insist there is NO DIFFERENCE between a congressman sexually stalking an underage boy and a congressman sending unsolicited photos of himself in his underwear to adult women, then you are, in fact, a stupid person.  These things compare only in that they’re both skeevy and unfitting for people elected to represent us.  Comparisons pretty much end there, for the simple fact that one of these things is illegal, while the other is simply juvenile and regrettable.

I remain firm in my conviction that people who are such tender blossoms that they are scandalized by photos of occupied underpants are not adult enough to be making decisions about who should lead us.  Seriously, if just the knowledge that a PENIS lurks within said garment is enough to make you clutch your pearls, you’re too innocent for this world and may as well put an end to things now and do away with yourself.

Also, too:  if you habitually use the word “garbage” to insult people you’ve never met, you’re not an adult – you’re a Real Housewife of New Jersey.  I’m talking to you, Hoft commenter whose screenname rhymes with “jism”.

Have a nice day in Crazytown, folks.  And just to distinguish myself from Jimbo, be aware of this site’s comment deletion policy:  if you are making things up just to slander someone, or post a link claiming that it proves something that it in fact does not address or prove, your comment will be deleted.  Other than that, pretty much everything is acceptable.

  1. June 11, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    a congressman sexually stalking an underage boy WHO IS ALSO A DE FACTO EMPLOYEE OF THE CONGRESSMAN.

  2. June 11, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    Also and too, Jennofark is a laydeez name and laydeez don’t curse!
    I feel faint and need a lie down. Bring me my second best pearls to clutch.

  3. June 11, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    his glasses were picked out by someone who hates him.

    • sugarpie
      June 11, 2011 at 10:58 pm

      As is his haircut.

      • Hogeye Grex
        June 12, 2011 at 6:12 pm

        Not to mention his face.

  4. June 11, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    Also, your link to your snuff pic post is kind of messed up.

    • jennofark
      June 11, 2011 at 4:59 pm

      Thanks – link fixx0red.

  5. June 12, 2011 at 1:16 am

    Those people are such stupid jerks. Especially because they all thought we’d come from Media Matters.

    • jennofark
      June 12, 2011 at 7:59 am

      Well, Hoft knew where we came from. But obviously he wasn’t going to point that out, else he’d be pointing the stupid jerks towards yet another takedown of his idiocy.

      I get the feeling that the reason Hoft banned you and I and bbkf and others from posting over there is that he’s not quite sure that his commenters are as dumb as we know them to be, and fears that if they are exposed to the contra of his dumbass claims and arguments, they may quit him. He harbors this fear because he’s too fucking stupid to note that these people are, by definition, dumber than he is himself – because it’s one thing to be a complete moron, but another entirely to be a fan of a complete moron.

      • Hogeye Grex
        June 12, 2011 at 6:19 pm

        It’s funny to think he’d be worried that, though MM can’t pressure-wash the stupid off of his minions with the truth stated plainly, S,N! and it’s all-powerful third-grade PENIS jokes might just turn the tide.

        I’m not sure whether to be flattered or insulted.

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