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The joy of Christmas
It’s December 1! Let’s do decorations instead of video this year, Kipper…and I’ll just start this off with a whimper instead of a bang.
I recommend you enjoy just one of these at a time, sort of like the treats in an advent calendar. More than a few is just too much to digest.
(Lyta, you have a special expertise here, and I expect you to be an active participant.)
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Angel crap, death and taxes, Serial Obsessions, War on Christmas
3 weird sisters 
You know what this is like? It’s like having a birthday party for someone, and you make their cake in the shape of a coffin, and you write their name on it, along with something to the effect of “Birthdays are a time for reflection. To reflect on things like how you’re gonna die. And when.”
There’s nothing quite so festive as a representation of one guy whipping another, lit up in flashing disco lights, on your front lawn! It’s tempting, oh so tempting, to sneak in and replace the light “sculptures” with male mannequins in leather bondage gear. It’s the reason for the season!
Santa’s sack is an odd shape.
This one should be sub-titled, “Stations of the Crass.”