I Detect A Theme

Apparently there are some folks out there who can’t think of Santa without also thinking of shit:

This is being offered for sale at Wal-Mart.  You know, the fine folks who safeguard our “family values” by refusing to sell Harry Potter books. 

Somehow I fail to see how someone saying “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” is a cause for outraged butthurt, while turning Santa into the Shithouse Troll is not. 

Scuse….mah….FINGAHS!!!, indeed.

I fully expect to see a new inflatable appear on the market next year, featuring Santa with his pants around his ankles, sodomizing Rudolph.  Whose nose, of course, will light up in sync with Santa’s rhythm.