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I just noticed this today.  This guy is so 1%, he’s even got “money” in his name:

Mitt, R-Money
This is so mind-blowingly apropos.  “Mitt, R-Money” –  his name, his political persuasion, and his constituency.
There’s got to be several  great bumperstickers lurking in there.  And really, any quarter-billionaire with “money” in his name should be a bit more careful tossing around statements like “I’m not worried about the poor.”
For fuck’s sake, Republicans, you might as well nominate the “Monopoly” banker.  I daresay he’s got more charisma and is liked better than what it looks like you’re going to end up with.
UPDATE:  I really should have thought of this other angle earlier – maybe it’s R. Money, like R. Kelly.  That would fit too, since like R. Kelly the Mittster is into pissing on people.  Except he refers to it as “trickle down.”
Update, also, too:  Apparently the Republicans have decided that the best person to take on Black Hitler™ is The Whitest Man in America™.
  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard
    February 4, 2012 at 7:33 am

    Romney is so totally tone-deaf. He’s the kind of person who’s never really been exposed to the real world. Hell, even his missionary gig was cushy yet ridiculous- riding around southern France, trying to peddle a religion which disallows consumption of wine and coffee? I think he’s going to crash and burn hard in the general election- he’s gaffe prone and has zero charisma.

  2. Bitter Scribe
    February 4, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    If you gave Richard Nixon a lot of money and took away his insecurities and resentments, you’d get Romney.

  3. BDay
    February 5, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    Seems like a pretty nice man to me, Jaffer. I wouldn’t be embarrassed to have him as president, at least. As long as he stops singing in public, that is.

    • jennofark
      February 5, 2012 at 10:38 pm

      You obviously didn’t see him showing all the black kids how “down” he was by singing “Who Let the Dogs Out.”

      • BDay
        February 11, 2012 at 9:24 am

        Oh, is he better at that one than he is at “America the Beautiful”? Perhaps he would make a good Singing President, then. There are some really good new Mormon tunes out, you know.

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