Happy B-Day, BDay!

 

Hey, just be glad it wasn’t goatse!

Hope you have a happy one.

Bert & Ernie Expand Their Range

Much like metal bands always make a point to include a ballad on each album to show their “artistic range” (think:  Wanted:  Dead or Alive; Beth), Bert & Ernie have a repertoire that goes beyond the bounds of gangsta rap:

Bonus points:  The Count sings backup!

When I posted the other B&E video, I did not know that it was done by the same guy who did the Happy Birthday video I posted for Lyta a couple of years ago.  I’m digging his vibe.

I’ve Been Looking For A Good Excuse To Post This

Over at America’s Shittiest Website™, a creature by the name of Julie Gunlock is quite upset that Sesame Street is introducing a character whose family sometimes experiences hunger.  According to Ms. Gunlock, because 94.3% of families don’t experience “food insecurity”, it’s not a problem that 5.7%, or 15 million Americans, do.

Let’s hope no one tips her off to this obvious attack by Sesame Street on God, America, apple pie and all we hold sacred:

EPIC!!!

Queen for the Day

Happy bday, BDay!  Here’s your Queen for the day:

…and even MOAR QUEEN for the day: 

…plus just for fun, Cookie the ticklish baby penguin:

HBO is celebrating the special occasion with the season 2 premiere of Treme:

…and because it’s Easter today as well:

…courtesy of The Poorman, who we sure wish would come back to the Five & Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean.

Anyway, here’s hoping your birthday is a happy one, and that the Easter Bunny poops out a finished kitchen remodel for you.

Not at all accidental

A masterpiece, no?

The birthday boy said “At least 6 people asked for time alone with this cake.”

A masterpiece, no?

Tasty, too! Marzipan between the layers.