Words I’ve learned without even Jaffner’s help

I don’t think I have cheated yet by duplicating a post from my home blog to this one, but these words seem just right to share with my two weird sisters and their online friends.

Choad: A short, fat penis. Specifically, I understand, one that is wider than it is long. Is that possible? And aren’t you glad I didn’t include a photo? Attribution: all the young boys seem to know this one. Maybe it’s a particular horror.

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Cut a chogie: To execute a shortcut, according to a friend who thought it was a “hillbilly” term.  Here’s a very interesting etymological piece that takes it back to the Korean War as a term for hurrying up.

Shart: Something between s*it and fa*t.  My question … Is it like trying to sh*t and only farting? Or is it like farting and accidentally leaving bacon strips in your whitey tighties?

Spizzerinctum:  Chutzpah, guts, nerve, backbone. Determination, ardor, zeal. As in a friend’s praise to her choir, “You really sang with “spizzerinctum!”

Humph. Sounds like a cross between sphincter and rectum, with a little sizzle thrown in for good measure. I bet all you Sadly, No Friends of Jen can come up with a better definition here.