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The joy of Christmas

It’s December 1! Let’s do decorations instead of video this year, Kipper…and I’ll just start this off with a whimper instead of a bang.

I recommend you enjoy just one of these at a time, sort of like the treats in an advent calendar. More than a few is just too much to digest.

(Lyta, you have a special expertise here, and I expect you to be an active participant.)

  1. jennofark
    December 1, 2011 at 10:06 am

    You know what this is like? It’s like having a birthday party for someone, and you make their cake in the shape of a coffin, and you write their name on it, along with something to the effect of “Birthdays are a time for reflection. To reflect on things like how you’re gonna die. And when.”

  2. jennofark
    December 1, 2011 at 11:47 am

    There’s nothing quite so festive as a representation of one guy whipping another, lit up in flashing disco lights, on your front lawn! It’s tempting, oh so tempting, to sneak in and replace the light “sculptures” with male mannequins in leather bondage gear. It’s the reason for the season!

  3. December 1, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    Santa’s sack is an odd shape.

  4. jennofark
    December 2, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    This one should be sub-titled, “Stations of the Crass.”

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